#VibeQuickie: Why Fast When You’re Still Gonna Get Laid

Recently, a friend of mine was complaining to me that one of his side things came over to his house to spend the night and when it was time to do the do she said she couldn’t. He then asked her if she was on her period and she said she wasn’t, she then explained to him that it was lent season in the Catholic church and she was fasting from food and sex that after the lent season she would use sex to destroy his life. What pissed him off was that he had to pay her uber money back to her place and whatnot, but that’s not the issue in this article.

How do I see sex fasting as, well, to me it’s like going on a 3 month diet where all you eat are fruits and vegetables and you lose a ton of weight and then you go from being obese to being extra skinny, then immediately after the 3 months fast you go back to your old eating habits and eat like the animalistic glutton that you are. What’s the point, why did you deprive yourself of the delicious pizza and ice-cream for months if you know you’re going to go back to being the obese person that you are.

Don’t get me wrong I have nothing against going on a s3x fast, if you’re going on a s3x fast and then after the fast you choose to stop fornicating and save yourself till marriage then kudos to you. But what’s the point going on a s3x fast for a few months and then after the fast you go back to being the nymphomaniac we all know you are. You’re not fooling anyone and you’re definitely not fooling God. This also applies to the Muslims too, don’t be snickering at Christians. You also do it too.

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