10 ‘Yo Mama’ Jokes That Had Us Rolling On The Floor Back In The Day

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

While Y’all were busy cracking jokes like ‘You mess all the fishes in the sea said are we safe‘, some of us were dropping some hot ‘Yo Mama‘ jokes. It was so litt that even MTV had a show about it and it’s safe to say the show was dope.

Below are 10 of my favourite Yo Mama jokes which had everyone rolling on the floor

1. Yo Mama so fat, when I and her were taking a jog along Oshodi she tripped and landed in Ikoyi

2. Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of Papa Ajasco

3. Yo mama so skinny she has to run around the shower for water to touch her

4. Yo mama teeth so scattered she can kiss you and comb your moustache at the same time

5. Yo mama so fat, she has to grease the door before she can pass through it

6. Yo mama is like a roller coaster, she has her ups and downs and ten guys can ride her at the same time

7. Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.

8. Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World

9. Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live. 

10. Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell “taxi!” 

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