I remember how I used to look up to adults when I was still a child. Watching my dad drive his Mercedes-Benz; the way he changed gears and turned the steering – was really awesome. I lived for the days he’d lap me while driving so that both of us could “drive together.” I always said to myself, “I can’t wait to be 20 and become a man.”
If only I could go back in time and slap myself. Growing up is a trap! I repeat “it’s a trap!” Issa trap o. Don’t do it!
Now man is in his 20’s and the wave after wave of responsibilities that keep washing over man pikin ehn… it’s almost like a “Kuku kill me” situation.Normally, the school of thought is that “It’s extremely hard to make it in Nigeria.” But here I am, working and sweating to earn a living. And before salary even lands, all the responsibilities that have been lurking in the shadows will just come out and scream “surprise!!!!” … Salary has already gone, before I start singing M.I’s money slow to enter, money quick to go.
To add insult to injury, the females of this generation don’t admire the guys like me that are working hard – and legally – to make a living. They’d rather open their legs wide like the parted red sea for the nearest available Yahoo Yahoo guy or Senator, instead of commending and staying by your side to spur you on to greatness.
@yeancarrh Ask your father when he got his first car and house & when ur uncles in the village got theirs too & ur cousin still in sch at 25
— Eguonor (@Mils_Williams) February 9, 2017
According to ladies, “if you are 25 and still living in your parent’s house, or, if you are in your 20’s and you don’t have two houses, a beach house, a house in outer space, and 10 cars just for show,” then you are a failure who’s better off not even existing. (The same women are the ones shouting feminism, but they’d rather depend on a guy to give them N450 to buy sanitary pad). see this pot of beans life ehn!
N.B – Jon Bellion is still living in his dad’s house at 24 years old, nothing has changed for him, he is the same. And let’s not even talk about our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ.
When the men that are trying get fed up with women that keep raising their expectations 😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/g7SzwPsHEm
— Godly Dating 101 (@GodlyDating101) February 18, 2017
The worst thing is watching the yahoo yahoo guys and the awon illegal people buy houses, cars, and luxurious things, while you’re sweating in danfo… not to talk of managing in this recession.
niggas be over 25 with no car, no job, no house, and only a few responsibilities but don't even handle those..
— Queen S 👑🖤 (@slim_thugginnn) February 22, 2017
Just last week, I stumbled upon a conversation where a guy was lamenting his current financial state, while someone he knew in school just bought his second house in Lekki (with illegal money). The guy continued lamenting and virtually said “he was going to do yahoo plus (which is more than the normal online scam. It involves doing/performing rituals) because he must make it in this life.”
#ThingsIBelievedInAsAChild By the age of 25, I'd have a grand job, grand house, grand car, be married and have a kid.
— x (@Tonii_Tones) February 17, 2017
In truth, I don’t blame him. That same thought (or the lesser version, which involves just scamming a maga… or getting a sugar mummy) would have crossed every legally hardworking guy’s mind at least once. Even if it’s just a small thought like “imagine if I just did it and hammered once” that crossed your mind.
It’s all because those are the type of guys that the new age girls want to be with, and even worse, the type of guys that society celebrates.
See may God bless and keep every legally hardworking man out there on his grind to make things work and get the better life he knows his hard work deserves. Remember, “God’s got you so you gon’ be alright” *in Kendrick Lamar’s voice*