Celebrating Buhari’s 100-Day Absence: 5 Things That Have Happened So Far

CNN Mocks BuhariSince the hopefully permanent turn of the Military regime to Democracy in 1999, no dream has been sold to the hungry, starving, and frustrated Nigerians more than the “Change” agenda led by APC and Buhari.

Since then, there’s been a lot of downs and very little ups. And worse off, we seem to have elected a president who is either too ill to lead the people (like the late Yaradua), or a president who believes he deserves a long long-overdue vacation.

Yes, 100 days have passed since Buhari travelled for medical treatment in the abroad, and to celebrate his absence, we are bringing you 5 monumental things that have happened since Buhari last stepped foot into this country.

In the world of Politics

NNPC has started selling fuel for 143/litre

USA president Trump thanked Russian President Putin for ordering the United States to slash its diplomatic staff… weird huh?

Kim Jong Un and Korea have fired 10 test missiles, with one reportedly being able to reach anywhere in the world.

Goodluck Jonathan has finally called out the Buhari administration for claiming to fight corruption when Nigeria is still one of the most corrupt nations in the world.

Diezani has forfeited an extra $90m to the FG, minus the $153m she forfeited in January.

In the World Generally

It is estimated that there are 360,000 births per day and 151,600 people die each day, so in 100 days, 36 million people have been born and 15.16 million people have died.

Bill Gates lost his place as the richest man in the world to Jeff Bezos… only to regain his position back before we all closed from work on that same day.

Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook had to pull the plug on an Artificial Intelligence project when the AI was reportedly forming its own language… Hello, Age of Ultron.

In Entertainment

Wizkid won a Billboard award and released his long-awaited album, Sounds From The Other Side.

Daddy Showkey made a comeback to the industry with a merix of his hit song “Showkey Again”

D’Banj also came back into the music industry, announced the release of his first album since leaving MoHits, “King Don Come” and also released a new single titled “It’s Not A Lie”.

Show Dem Camp, released an album.

Beyonce, Jay Z, Drake, Rick Ross, and Kendrick Lamar all released albums.

Davido and Wizkid beefed themselves (as per usual), Dammy Krane was arrested in the abroad for Credit card fraud.

Wiz Khalifa’s See You Again became the most viewed video on YouTube, and then Despacito broke the record a few weeks later after hitting 3 billion views.

Jay Z cheated on Beyonce, Tonto Dike left her husband, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got a divorce, Chris Pratt and Anna Faris got a divorce, Mercy Aigbe also left her husband after his domestic violence crime came to light.

Toke Makinwa told girls not to be with a guy that does Whatsapp voice calls, Tekno told us to sleep with our exs on Thursdayts because Thursdays are for Throwbacks.

In Movies

Guardians of the Galaxy, Wonder Woman, and Spiderman: Homecoming all showed and killed it at the box office.

A Teaser Trailer for Black Panther, Two trailers for Thor: Ragnarok, a trailer for Justice League all hit the internet… they are all lit!!

Game of Thrones season 7 began airing… and we are five episodes in, with two more to go.

Banana Island Ghost’s trailer hit a million views on YouTube.

Banana Island Ghost also started showing in Cinemas nationwide.

We found out that both Patience Ozokwor and Chiwetalu Agu are joining the cast of the Wedding Party 2… God Help us all!!!!

In Sports

Kelechi Iheanacho moved to Leicester City and Mikel Obi moved to the Chinese League.

Real Madrid won both the La Liga and the UEFA Super Cup since then.

Arsenal won both the FA Cup and the Community Shield.

The European football season ended and has now started again.

Neymar became the most expensive player after PSG bought him for 200m pounds.

PSG’s net worth increased from 1 billion to 1.5 billion pounds two days after Neymar signed for them.

Tiger Woods was arrested for a DUI with five drugs found in his system.

Anthony Joshua defeated Klitschko to become the new Boxing Champion. and Klitschko retired from Boxing.

Usain Bolt ran his final race both in Jamaica and then in the World Athletics Federation… He’s retired now.

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