There’s a popular saying in the ‘lazy land’ that goes something like, “Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she’s a mother so we have to respect her”.
In our dear country, we even celebrate laziness; from the government officials who sit down in office, don’t do sh*t, and keep chopping money, to the girls who do not want to get jobs so they rub their “sugar daddy’s” potbelly for small change.
Laziness is a way of life. So if you are one of the lazy ones (the good lazy, anyways. cos we frown at illegal laziness), I’m sure you will enjoy these 12 hilarious tweets on laziness.
my dudes my bedroom is so fuckin cold and i only hav one blanket and I’m too lazy to get up and get another and I’m suffering
— werewolf bar mitzvah (@sriraracha) October 11, 2017
bad habit: i am so lazy to read questions. 😅
— δ Δ и и (@extrodannybox) October 11, 2017
my ass is lazy af to the point where if you give me your number and tell me to text you, i'll give you my number and be like nah you text me
— Selena (@ygselena) October 11, 2017
Not sure if this guy is a genius or just lazy pic.twitter.com/8Mr31CVDhD
— Barstool Mizzou (@BarstoolMizzou) October 10, 2017